Look at me on the balcony man! Danger Penguin can not be scared by the threat of a terrifying death fall to my death and death and stuff that could kill me, like falling.Oh yeah, I went to the mall this morning and mainlined a Ventei Double Espresso. Yippee Ki Aye, I'm the greatest Penguin in the world losers! Yeah, now check me out on the Starbucks sign. Oh yeah! And the cops were too short to get me down, then I yelled things and sang "you're to short to get me, na na nah!"
5 comments:
Our country could not ask for a better representative. I'm so proud of you.
Maybe you could plead your case by stating, "The caffiene made me do it."
Tell me you didn't throw up on any dignitaries.
You should try and get some toothpaste with tarter control.
Why are there snowflakes in the mall behind Starbucks?
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