Ocean-side

Honda and I hit the pool this morning. I got to tell you this beats work.

Honda is still a little upset about his friend, Yugo, and me last night being so friendly. I told him I would buy the drinks tonight and that seemed to calm him down a bit. Honda says I need to go to the ATM to buy his forgiveness, so I gotta go, more later.

Hong Kong Lunch

I'm sampling some duck soup. Which I feel kind of bad about. Ducks, penguins -we're like cousins. Only I'm having one of my cousins for lunch. Which is weird.

Honda Suzuki's friend has a crush on me. I'm worried that's going to cause some tension between me and my dude.

P.S. I think I'm being followed...Check out the guy in the yellow shirt. I know I've seen him before...

Local Customs

I've been meeting with locals and enjoying some sun and fun. I did realize my wardrobe is sadly lacking. My new friend and I are going shopping this afternoon. I have to get one of these snazzy suits. I hear the ladies love a man in a leopard print speedo.

Touch Down!

Well, I'm some where. It appears to be Beijing, but it's hard to tell because I can't read a thing. Here is a picture out the window as we landed.

This is my new friend and interpreter, Honda Suzuki. Great Guy. He must be desperate for work to let me ride around on his head. It's OK once you are prepared for the fact these guys like to bow a lot, and you can shoot off at any time.

Honda was nice enough to let me chuck in this garbage can after the long flight. I look pretty white, but I'm OK now.

North Pole

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Chicago!

Well, I hit Chicago and needed some good java the second I got off the plane. Me and some buddies I met on the plane cracked our laptops and our coffee's open at Starbucks.

Later, I hung out with the Captain, Ted. Check out this picture. You can tell we are tight. Plus the ladies dig a man in uniform. I don't have one, so I hang with people who do.

Then we hit the taxi way. We ran over three cars and a shuttle bus. Ted has issues with the shuttle bus drivers. I think he ran over the three cars just to get to the shuttle. Note to self, don't cross Ted.They have a neat graphic on the screens of the plane that where you are. I just see clouds now, but I flew over Canada. I hope I'm on the right plane.

Over and out for now, See you on the other side.

At The Airport

At last I have cleared up my passport issues and have arrived at the airport. Here is a picture of me in the terminal.

I’ll miss Omaha, but I am glad to be on my way at last. It wasn’t easy finding accommodations having left home already, but I did find a cool place to crash for a few days.

I’ll try and write more later. I have to make sure I’m in the “A” line for this one. I want to make sure I am a bread in the 3 seat sandwich.

Passport Delays

I'm very upset this morning. A call from Condoleezza Rice revealed that someone has breached the security on my passport account. I can't say for sure who did it - but I think it's fair to say the corruption goes way up the chain of command.

I'm disappointed in the in the travel delays but I think it's important for our national security that we deal with this egregious violation of my civil liberties.

(p.s. If you think Todd is in any way responsible for this blog, ask him what 'egregious' means.)

One day I got Bored

So, one day I just got bored. I felt like something was missing. Maybe I haven't had a lot of adventure in my life. I mostly sit around on splummer's monitor during the day. Which is great, don't get me wrong, but all the same, I felt I needed a little get away.

That's when I entered the "What I would like to do for my Summer vacation" contest. I wrote the following essay.

My Life stinks. I want to go to China, because I don't think you have the money to send me there losers! I dare you to send me to China if you can. Oh yeah, I sneezed on this. I hope you get sick and throw up.

Guess what! I won. Here is a picture of me with a few essentials packed for the trip. More to come.

Oh By the way. My twin brother Phil, will be filling in for me at my job. I doubt anyone will notice I'm gone.