Mc Lovin's Top 5 Deserts Fun Facts

Day 196

We have been going in circles for days. Keani and I have decided to split up. She is going left and I am going crazy. She thinks she found a McDonalds, but I don't like crap food. So I told her, "If you see a McDonalds, why don't you just go and get yourself a super fry burger thing." I'm heading toward the Sun in the mornings, then I have a nap and follow the penguin tracks of the penguin that is following me. I'm not sure what he is up to, but maybe he has ice.

Little known fact about the desert.

1. Rattle snakes taste like chicken.
2. Yuka plants are actual tasty and good for your hair.
3. All work and no play makes Mc Lovin something something.
4. Big Scorpion just hurt, Little scorpion kill you.
5. Water is really over rated.

San Bernardino

Day 187

We are hopelessly lost in the hot dessert and running low on squid.

If I could only find the materials to fashion some sort of rudimentary drinking fountain. The I wouldn't be thirsty.

Keani is wasting the supplies. I drew a frowny face on her back as she slept and ate her secret stash of chocolate. I told her coyotes might have got in the camp last night.

She suspects I'm lying.

Clever, clever girl.

California

Hey, we are back in the States now. I'm doing some dash time with the little woman.

Mele Kalikimaka

Keani and I are fighting. She is all "mele kalikimaka" this and "mahimahi" that.
I'm like "Why don't you just fix my squid right woman?"

We rented a car and are starting the drive home. That ought to give us some time to sort things out. Pictures from the road coming up soon.

What the Hey!

I don't know what it means, but I think I have been cloned.

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1218271