O Rock

This is the famous ‘O’ rock. It a rock shaped like an ‘O’. Come on, it’s cool. I mean, well, ok, I guess I should have got some pictures of the ‘M’ rock, but you people are just hard to please. OH! I just remembered I want to get some soy-squid bars for Sarah. They are awesome. I’m checking out to the market. More later.

Thinking of Home

Well my time in China is winding down and my thoughts are returning to home. I kind of miss the way the toasty monitor I sat on warmed my butt. I am also missing the way my sweet monkey love warmed my heart. I know I should just forget her, yet she consumes my thoughts. Perhaps it was destiny that we part. Still I can not help but wonder....

Oh well, These bag aren't going to pack themselves.

Zoo Pictures

Weeeeeeeee!
Agggggggh! Don't eat me Mr. Seal!
I totally dig eucalyptus... and BBQ chicken head.

The Best Elevator Ride of My Life!

Having a good meal has helped center me on enjoying Hong Kong. When I got back to the city I stopped for a drink at a cozy sidewalk cafe.
Then I saw her! Elizalde. She is with the Mexican consulate. She was here in China to help coordinate lodging for the Mexican Olympic Badminton team.

It was love at first sight. We enjoyed some conversation and quickly decided to return to my room.
Ugh... no comment on the photo above.

Suffice to say that Elizalde was sent back to Mexico as not to be a further embarrassment to Mexico or the Olympics.

My heart yearns for you Elizalde! Oh yeah, tomorrow I'm going to the zoo!

Somebody Is Having A Worse Day Than Me!

The Colonel (KFC) sure doesn't make 'em like this! They cooked it just how I like: crunchy on the outside - soft and chewy on the inside. Yummo.

I ordered the chocolate volcano for dessert. I can't wait to see how that turns out!

Big Buddha

The Big Buddha butt restaurant is nicer than I thought. The appetisers were wonderful. A little heavy on the vegetables if you ask me, but I ordered the BBQ Chicken, which I assume will more than make up for it.
This is my waiter Hyundai. He carded me right off. Luckily he had never seen an Hawaiian drivers license before. I'm just sure I'm 25 in penguin years anyway. Tonight I'm drinking Yanjiig and some fancy import beer called ba-lite.

BBQ!

Apparently the Chinese Big Boy restaurants not only have a different looking statue, but they don’t serve food either. What a rip-off. Now I am on a BBQ mission. To boldly go where no penguin has gone before… to … a wait a second. Oh, how did I miss that! The door is in the Buddha’s butt.

Stayed tuned for my review of the Buddha’s butt BBQ.

Big Boy

I think I see something up there. Well, it's not a McDonald's... I can see a big statue. I thinks It's a Big Boy. I knew Hong Kong wouldn't do me wrong. I'll take a number 1 with everything.

McNuggets for McLovin

You know what you can't get in Hong Kong? Good Bar-B-Q. Some of the locals directed me over this wall "if you wants to get saucy", Which I do. I am having a bit of a worry because this tram has just been following the wall, but maybe there will be a McDonald's stop on the way and I can get some McNuggets. I got a coupon from the states and I am dying to see if it works here.

I'm McLovin it

Ugh.... I never heard of that other penguin coppers, so stop asking me about him. My name is McLovin. I'm just a peaceful tourist trying to enjoy some Chinese apple-tinnies at the pool.

I'm sorry you lost that other guy. He really sounds like a bad seed. If you need me, I'll be on the balcony. Wait! I,m 25 now, so I'll buy if you have some cash. It's good to be McLovin.

On the Lamb

When the heat is on, get the heck out of town. Here is a picture of the my get away vehicle. Low key all the way, and great gas mileage too.


I pretty sure the Chinese police, or El Chinese-o Police-o, as the locals call them, would never think to read my Blog so I don't mind posting about being on the lamb. Plus they are not really chasing me. They mostly just wanted me to go away.

This looked like quite the biker bar, but since I have had recent trouble with the man, I just made a rude gesture and yelled how I liked the training wheels. I am sooooo clever.

Here is a shot of a local biker gang as I was yelling about their lame bikes. Don't let their passive looks fool you, we had to speed out of there at like 25 km/h after they translated my awesome insult.

Day 17 Ran out of Toothpaste

Look at me on the balcony man! Danger Penguin can not be scared by the threat of a terrifying death fall to my death and death and stuff that could kill me, like falling.

Oh yeah, I went to the mall this morning and mainlined a Ventei Double Espresso. Yippee Ki Aye, I'm the greatest Penguin in the world losers! Yeah, now check me out on the Starbucks sign. Oh yeah! And the cops were too short to get me down, then I yelled things and sang "you're to short to get me, na na nah!"

Then what happened next was an unfortunate incident. Long story short, I'm not welcome at the mall any more, I have to leave the hotel and I'm out of toothpaste. The man is trying to keep me down in this town and you know what that means.... Road Trip!

The Morning After

So, Honda and I are having a really good time at this place called the Kobayashi Maru and well, I'm not really sure about a lot of things that happened last night, but two things are certain. Honda ditched me at some point and I lost my wallet. Mr. Mitsubishi (the owner of the place) was nice enough to let me wash all these dishes in exchange for what ever we drank.

After doing the dishes, I did a little electrical work.

Then I did a little work on Mr. Mitsubishi's books, weeded the garden, picked up some groceries, waxed the floors, helped out in the kitchen and walked his weirdo rat dogs. Maybe they were just rats come to think of it.

Anyway, I made some extra clams today so I'm hoping to do a little sight seeing tomorrow.

Oh yeah, Here is a Haiku I wrote.

Stinking smelly fish

You're creeping me out man

Close your fishy eye

Soooo Drunk....

As Buddha is my witness, I will never Drink like that again...I'm gonna take an ice water shower and try to sleep this thing off in the freezer.