Flying Penguin Mach 2

Whoa! I did it again. Check this one out. It looks like I'm in a box, but I'm totally not.

Oh, I really have to find a bar.

Flying Penguin

I'm supposed to be flying in this shot. I think I pulled it off quite well. I have some other great ideas for trick photography. Keep coming back, perhaps you will see me holding a large object on my tiny wing, or me flying again. Honestly, flying penguins do not get old. The more I look at this shot, the cooler it looks.

Hey, do you know why penguins carry fish in their beaks? Because we don't have pockets! Oh yeah! I make cool pictures, and I'm hilarious too.

Cancun Circus

So... I'm looking for a good ink artist and instead I find the Mayan Circus or something. These guys are performing and acient Mayan maypole dance for money. They danced around on the ground for a bit, then climbed the pole a swung around.

Ancient Mayans used to clean up doing this. These new guys are doing ok I guess. I mean people were throwing pesos... but pesos are coins and they look like they hurt. I nailed one guy when he got low. His name is Chico. Chico says there is this guy named Grande who's pretty good doing characters from Padre de Familia. Here is some of his work.

Niiiiiice, huh.

Ink in Mexico

Well, I'm in Mexico, so I think that means I should start drinking and get some ink done. Please answer my new poll and help me decide what I should get where.

There has to be a bar around here somewhere. All these buildings look alike.

That's going to make it hard to get home when I'm tanked.

Things I'm Thinking About Today

Things I am thinking about today.

1. My reoccurring nightmare about being attacked by a kitten.
2. Why are saltines shiny on one side and dull on the other?
3. Who's finger is that in this picture?
4. What happened to my drink?
   

My Worst Nightmare

No no no, it's coming true. The humanity, agh ha ha, sob sob... the humanity.

CanCun Baby!

Ugh, Elizade who now?

Remind me to find her as soon as I'm done... ah as soon as I'm done agh, you know, um hanging out here.

Check out my pad. This will do fine.

I'm going see if there is any margaretta mix in the house.

Mexico Bound

Disguised as a dash ornament, it was easy to catch a ride to the airport. Travelers are so focused they can miss the most obvious things.

I leaped on a baggage conveyor and ended up in Denver. This lady picked the bag I was in. I climbed up on her head for a better look. Reminds me of Honda. Wait up.... there is a gate to Cancun. I'm diving in her purse. I hope there is no used tissue in there.

Goodbye Omaha

Alright, before I left, I wanted to drop in on some other friends. This is Greg. He is not as grumpy as he looks. Bye Greg.
Mable, Gertrude and Martha are real nice, I told them I would score them some Mexican nuts. Those chicks dig nuts.I made it! Just kidding. This is Picante. He knows some one that is heading to the airport. I'm going to hitch a ride with them and stole away on the first flight south.
Ugh, I don't know, it's a Christmas tree... So I got my picture taken by it. Maybe i can use it for my Christmas cards this year.

Good to be Home

I got in late, but my mates were waiting for me. This is Graham on my right. Phil and George on my left. Phil says it has been fun but somebody on the monitor has BO and he isn't telling who. Next I went up to see Sully. He is happy on the outside, but real conflicted about his feelings for a certain donkey. I told him about Elizalde. We decided we both needed to follow our hearts. Easy for him, his true love in in the hood.
Ducks... I just came over to get the time. No wonder I'm hungry. I missed breakfast.
Well, I have still been thinking about Elizalde, and doing some time with some shroom helped calm me down, but now I'm really hungry. I know where to go. Gumby always has access to munchies.

I can't understand a darn thing this dog says?! But Gumby and Pokey are missing. I wonder where they went? Cartman should know, I'll ask him.

Talk Cartman! Where are they? I swear you don't want to see my next wrestling move! (O my, is Sully's Donkey two timing him with Cartman?)

Cartman, says Gumby probably went to Mexico with my girlfriend. Darn you Sully! That was a secret!

That is it! I'm going to Mexico. If I can not find Elizalde, I will find Gumby and Pokey. Yah! ya stupid polar bear, Yah! Elizalde, wait for me my love! Gumby and Pokey, I will not rest until I find you.
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Oh, forget it Jasper. I know turtles that move faster than you.

I think I smell bagels. I'll need food for the trip. More soon.

Check it out... people waiting around to go to Omaha.
Delayed again... must eat squid to survive.

Sorry Sarah.

Back in the USA

Day 47, still no Godzilla.
Whoa! Devils Tower has a smiley face painted on the top.
Hurray! Chicago! I wonder if I will see somebody I know there.

Flying Home

We flew over Tokyo. I did not see Godzilla.
Hawaii, that's where I got my driver's license.
Hey it's yesterday... or tomorrow.

Still no Godzilla.

Heading Home

Well it was a good ride, But it's time to be heading home. I have packed my bags, and when I got to the airport I met my old friend, Barfy the garbage can.
I sure I hope there is a garbage can in Chicago I can hurl into when I land there. Barfy, you are still cool on the sides and smelly. Perhaps some day we will meet again.
Even though the signs were confusing, I found my gate.
Here is a shot out the window as we made our way to the runway. Sorry to say I have already busted into my supply of squid.

Harold and Kumar

This Harold and Kumar. They were super cool. They get your bags and stuff, make sandwiches, and they know where to score squid.They turned me on to this squid map. Here is a squid. There's a squid. There is one here, and here and over there, one by the tree, and in the bushes. I'm actually siting on a squid. Delicious squid. Squidy squidy squid.
Some of the best ways to eat squid include; Squidghetti and Meatballs, PB and Squid, Squid Taco, Macaroni and squid, Grilled Squid Sandwich, Squid Ala Mode, Squid Burger, French Fried Squid, Chocolate Squid, Squid Loaf, Squid Tar Tar, Pickled Squid, Squid Wrap, Peking Squid, and Squid Rollups. I'm really going to miss these guys.

Best Squid in Hong Kong

This is Joe's House of Squid. Best squid East of Pineridge baby! Joe's grand dad tells me the secret to great tasting squid is lots of salt. Duh, I came all the way to Hong Kong for that wisdom?
Anyway, I got a 5 pack of tentacles for Sarah. If everything goes well, I will be home within a week.

Seals at the Zoo

Hey Opus,

Here is a picture of a seal checking me out. I am way tasty and he knows it. Oh yeah, thank goodness for chain link fences.