I'm sampling some duck soup. Which I feel kind of bad about. Ducks, penguins -we're like cousins. Only I'm having one of my cousins for lunch. Which is weird.
Honda Suzuki's friend has a crush on me. I'm worried that's going to cause some tension between me and my dude.
P.S. I think I'm being followed...Check out the guy in the yellow shirt. I know I've seen him before...
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Hello? You dumb penguin. The man in the yellow shirt is Honda Suzuki and he is a jealous boyfriend following his girl, who is clearly trying to lick you in public restaurants. What your back P-man.
I thought you were in Beijing. How did you get to Hong Kong? Is there a part of your trip you're keeping from us?
Brandon,
I said I Thought I was in Beijing? Duh.
I think it's rather likely that one of the people posting here is either directly or indirectly responsible for penguin's trip.
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