Ugh.... Yeah

So..... I know I was at the Red Cow, and I may of had a little to drink. But, when I woke up this morning I was in a box with a tortoise. Its not a very talkative tortoise, but it gave me a ride to the kitchen. Maybe I met this tortoise in the pub and my top secret spy skills kicked in and this tortoise will lead me to a special mission or contact.
Well, in the mean time... I'm going where the tortoise takes me.