Happy Independence day America

Well I pasted out on that block of ice and when I woke up I needed to go shopping for toilet paper and lighter fluid. I was feeling pretty good. My chest didn’t hurt at all. Then I looked down and realized that my tattoo was missing. The darn thing washed off with the melting ice. It’s as if it were never there in the first place. Weird. Anyway, happy Independence day America. Don’t go doing anything dangerous with your explosives. You’ll want your precious fingers later for picking your nose. Luckily I have neither.