Cha-Ching

Please ignore my pleas for help.

Being the spokes-penguin for Sabritas is awesome! I am eating nuts that taste like chili, limes, tacos, you name it. I have been talking to the R and D guys about Squid-nuts. Think about it people! Squid... don't nobody not like squid. And Nuts... well nuts don't suck, especially if they taste like squid.

Squid-nuts. I'm a freaking genius.

Anyway, on with business. As the spokes-penguin, I have to ask you to move to Mexico right now and buy all the Sabritas products you can.

Why are you still reading? What don't you understand about "Move to Mexico". Don't make me make you... I'll do it. Now pack your bags.