Icing the Ice

Ohhh baby. So cold.

Ice-P

You know what's increditable painful? Getting a tattoo, but now you will be able to spot me in a crowd of penguins. I need to put my ice in ice now.

Time to get Inked

Ok, I figured out the coolest tattoo. I'm going to get an ice cube on my chest. Ice baby! First though I better take the edge off. Mmmmmmmm me likey Mexican beer.

Phil in Mexico

I can't believe it! I insisted that you all move to Mexico and buy all the Sabritas products you can... and only Phil can get him self here. You are pathetic. Phil you rock. That's why we are partying with these babes and the rest of you are just sitting there at work wishing you were eating lime flavored nuts with me.

I am soooo Famous

Yeah, hey baby, I am the Sabritas Penguin.... but my friends call me McLovin. Cause McLovin is short for McLovin-machine... Yeah! Woooooo! Where you going?

Cha-Ching

Please ignore my pleas for help.

Being the spokes-penguin for Sabritas is awesome! I am eating nuts that taste like chili, limes, tacos, you name it. I have been talking to the R and D guys about Squid-nuts. Think about it people! Squid... don't nobody not like squid. And Nuts... well nuts don't suck, especially if they taste like squid.

Squid-nuts. I'm a freaking genius.

Anyway, on with business. As the spokes-penguin, I have to ask you to move to Mexico right now and buy all the Sabritas products you can.

Why are you still reading? What don't you understand about "Move to Mexico". Don't make me make you... I'll do it. Now pack your bags.

Nuts!

El Guapo!

These are the ancient Milan ruins of Tulum. No place for tattoos yet.
This is my new "best" friend El Guapo! El Guapo is a talent scout, he wants to put me in TV or movies or something, but I don't want to do it. He looks crazy because he is. After a short talk he threaten to kill me if I didn't try.

In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For me, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill me. But as sure as my name is McLovin, I'm sure I can conquer my own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!

Tulum

So my new friend Grande says a good place to get a tattoo is Tulum. Then I find out it costs $20 pesos to go there. I delivered drinks on the beach for tips and still came up a bit short. I'm working off the rest by selling tickets.

"Hey sailor! get your tickets to Tulum. Hot chicks in Tulum. Tulum is Spanish for free ice cream and beer!"

I should be on my way soon.