Getting Toasted

Keani and I have had our last fight. I'm serious, I'm done with her. Chicks don't get me I guess. She said my feet are as cold as my heart. I says "I'm a penguin baby!" Then she punched me in the flipper real hard, smashed a banana in my face, and left.

I decided go out and get toasted.

Mmmmmmm, toast with a side of rock. If you can't have true love, you can always truly love toast. I should write that down somewhere.