Me, Myself and I

So me says to I "You're going in circles. Turn around." Then I says to me "You want to be the leader do ya?!" Myself is all like "Cool it mate, why don't we stop at that fine motel and ask for directions?" Then we all thought that was a good idea. Turns out we are in Lone Pine California. All of us head to the Trails Motel.

633 S Main StLone Pine, CA 93545
(760) 876-5555‎trailsmotel.com

The prices in Lone Pine are held high by the few chain motels. Motels such as this that should be charging under $50 but get away with higher prices. The bedroom seemed generally clean. The bathroom contained two dead cockroaches behind the door. The colour of the tissue having wiped the area where they were found suggested a less than thorough clean. They seem reluctant to provide towels for the pool. Our first request was ignored and our second request was greeted by 'use the one from your room'. Eventually we obtained extra towels. Just as well as the poolside furniture was covered in dust/grime and the pool had an obvious film on it. Breakfast consists of Sunny D and pastry - no coffee was provided in the room and that's your lot.