Bored Penguin Bored

There is a good chance I have been misled by the Russian. Hear is another picture of the Castle.

p.s. The restrooms here are in serious need of attention.

Still Waiting

The Russian is a little late.

I wonder if there is any squid in this moat?

Kirby Castle

I am meeting the Red Cow Russian at Kirby Castle. Kirby Castle was a very short man. I think he is bald an invented the vacuum cleaner. Any way... I'm waiting ton the Russian.

Doopy doopy doop.

I am gonna karate chop the Russian when he gets here.

namaste

Let's say the haggus didn't turn out.

Haggus in Red Sauce

Although there are many recipes for haggus, it is normally made with the following ingredients: sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver, and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately an hour. It somewhat resembles stuffed intestines (pig intestines otherwise known as chitterlings), sausages and savory puddings of which it is among the largest types. Most modern commercial haggis is prepared in a casing rather than an actual stomach. There are also meat-free recipes specifically for vegetarians which supposedly taste similar to the meat-based recipes. I find it's best when made with squid. Of course then it is reffered to as Squidus.

Ugh.... Yeah

So..... I know I was at the Red Cow, and I may of had a little to drink. But, when I woke up this morning I was in a box with a tortoise. Its not a very talkative tortoise, but it gave me a ride to the kitchen. Maybe I met this tortoise in the pub and my top secret spy skills kicked in and this tortoise will lead me to a special mission or contact.
Well, in the mean time... I'm going where the tortoise takes me.