New York City

Well, Phil finally showed up to give me a ride back to the office. We were just getting ready to go get a cab when I got the feeling that airport security was ethincally profiling us. We ducked into a restroom, which according to the urnial bisquit, is the cleanest airport restroom in the world. Anyway I heard them talking about us on their radio, so we leaped in some guys bag.

Next thing you know We are in New York City. 

Waiting on Phil

Phil is supposed to pick me up at the airport. I wonder what the problem is?

Airports are great for naps

Sleeping in Airports

Back at the Museum

OK, I had to go back inside because i heard about the slide. It causes quite a bit of static friction.

The Corpus Christi, Texas Children's Museum

It rained again here today, so I decided to check out the city instead of the beach. They have a really cool Childrens Museum here. I especially like the Lego dinosaur. There is a cool TV studio there too where you can make you own shows. Mine was awesome. It was about a sexy penguin.

Here is a picture of the dinosaur's insides.

I left after this because I found out you can not buy or drink acohol at the Childrens Museum.

Montreal Canada

Here is a picture of the Auberge Les Bons Matins Hotel and Stick shop. Its a hang out for local skunk trappers, hockey players and french chef types. The sculture in the background is, well, an insult to sculptures everywhere.

I'm going to go ahead and give you the short version of my trip to Canada.

• Everybody speaks French.
• Their sculptures suck.
• I had a lot to drink.
• I said stuff to frenchie about them starting the Iraq war.

Here is a picture of me hitch-hiking about to the land of the free.